THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR YEARS


Harry Styles saying “Hi baby”
my feelings towards one direction vary from “i love them and they make me happy and im perfectly fine with investing all of my time into them” to “fucking hell why do i love a boy band the most popular one in the world this is so fucking cliche i never thought i woudl turn out like one of those stereotypical fangirls christ i didnt mean for any of this to happen”
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise


Imagine Harry saying this to you…
“Oh my god, we’re so compatible, is incredible, unbelieveable, it could not…..”
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth


Harry: “Excuse me Liam.”